You know I wouldn't want it any other way....
I hate the world today
You're so good to meI know but I can't change
Tried to tell youBut you look at me like maybeI'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to seeThe softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy youI'm a little bit of everythingAll rolled into one
I'm a bitch, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a motherI'm a sinner, I'm a saintI do not feel ashamedI'm your hell, I'm your dreamI'm nothing in betweenYou know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am
This may meanYou'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured thatWhen I start to make you nervousAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I will changeAnd today won't mean a thing
Just when you think, you got me figured outThe season's already changingI think it's cool, you do what you doAnd don't try to save me
I'm a bitch, I'm a teaseI'm a goddess on my kneesWhen you hurt, when you sufferI'm your angel undercoverI've been numb, I'm revivedCan't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
posted by MsMayhem @ 7:46 PM
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It's saturday night and all the girls are getting pretty...
Goin to a party tonight-should prove to be very entertaining...
What new?? Work and more work..makes the Holliday time shitty for me..
Hmmm people are to complicated for me tonight..
It's saturday night...
Let's get stupid..
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So i...pull over to the side of the road
And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
The evening did prove to be interesting!
I learned to play the djembe drum and spent 3 hours participating in a sing a long of sorts with me as the drummer and 4 guys on guitars- belting out renditions of everything from Wish You Were Here to Living On A Prayer..It was a blast!! The remainder of the evening went very well also...
Went to work today(again my day off) and then had my kids. Now over at Gypsy's and laying low. Ran into an old buddy of Exmrmayhems at Kohls and now he keeps asking me out- how shady is that?? Yeah, not playing that game..Also Todd Williams is in town so should see him tonight at some point.
Hmmm..Exmrmayhem was on a role tonight boy!! Now I am a gutter whore!! He beleives he pulled me out of a trash can(are you giggling yet? cuz we are) anyway so evidently I was a piece of shit when he met me and he pulled me out of the trash but now I am just back to my roots as a gutter whore. This is funny because seriously, I have been with the same man for how many years?? Do you think he seriously beleives that?? This conversation with him started when I pulled up to get the kids and more of my shit was in the driveway. I proceeded to load it in the burb and mumbled something about putting the seat down and Chris said "I'm surpised that the seat isn't already down, you have surely been in the back with your legs in the air." I responded with a "well not yet, but I hope to be!!" Evidently that was the wrong thing to say...
Oh well. Choose your battles. He is not worthe my time...
Hope everyone had a good weekend.
Love you, Mayhem
This is my new favorite song...
I heard about your trip.
I heard about your souvenirs.
I heard about the cool breeze, in the cool nights,
and the cool guys that you spent them with.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.
Don't you see, don't you see,
that the charade is over?
And all the "Best Deceptions" and "Clever Cover Story" awards go to you.
So kiss me hard
'cause this will be the last time that I let you.
You will be back someday
and this awkward kiss that screams of other people's lips will be of service
to keeping you away.
I heard about your regrets.
I heard that you were feeling sorry.
I heard from someone that you wish you could set things right between us.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I'm waiting for blood to flow to my fingers,
I'll be all right when my hands get warm.Ignoring the phone,
I'd rather say nothing. I'd rather you'd never heard my voice.
You're calling too late
too late to be gracious you do not warrant long goodbyes.
Hello All!
Mrs. Mayhem you missed a fun girls night out on Friday. We actually ended up running into Todd Williams. It was so nice to see him and catch up. Do have any B-Day plans?? I think I am going to have a party at my parents house for my B-Day. Go back to the old stomping grounds.
Asha, I watched your boys race on Saturday night. It was fun to have someone to cheer for.
I hope everyone has a safe and happy Thanksgiving!! Hope to see you all soon.
It's almost Mayhems Birthday! What are you doing my twinkie dear?
I just love it when you call me twinkie!!
I don't know?? Maybe I should have people over on Sat?? I work late on Sunday..
Not sure. J, when you thinking for the party??
I am over at Gypsy's. Am way in a mood to get stupid tonight..Bet there are tons of people in town for Thanksgiving..
Anyway, will call all you dolls if I do anything on Sat!! Have a Happy Thnksgiving!!
Love you
Mayhem
I wish I could feel as important as you. Where are your kids?
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