05 memories
I like Apple cider
I don't drink coffe. I love the smell, but don't drink it. Once apon a time I was drinking hot chocolate in front of my mother. She pointed out that I should not drink the stuff like water, have't I seen the amount of calories in the stuff?? The next morning she brought over a box of apple cider, you see it is fat free. I swore I would not like it-don't realy care for apple juice. Now I am adicted to the stuff. Love it. Thanks mom for looking out for my ass size...
There is only one person in this world who sleeps worse than me- my daughter
I have been told by many that I am hard to sleep in a bed with. I thrash around, wrap myself up in the blankets, am always freezing (your feet are sooo cold!!!), wake up frequently, and talk in my sleep-alot, and I like to sleep ON the other person (because I am cold!!) I think I understand why people feel this way about me. You see, I recently began sharing a room and sleeping arangements with my 10 yr old daughter. WOW!! Talk about a restless night for the other guy!! Sorry...
I learned to ride a motorcycle
This is something that I have always wanted to do. I have spent years of my life on the back of a bike. There is nothing about bikes that I do not love; the smell, the vibration, the look, the feel of going down the road. I am so comfortable on the back of a bike that i often fall asleep. The sun is hot, I am totaly relaxed, and I fall asleep- this freaks people out, they are sure I will fall off!! But I never do. I have always wanted to learn to ride. So last spring on a whim, I took the class out at Harley. There were about 5 guys and 2 girls-myself being one of them. The other was an older heavyset woman. The teachers were amazing-and I had so much FUN!!! I then purchased my little Honda. I hope that I will always ride and eventualy get to do some traveling. My crazy cousin T rides to Redlodge every July on her Sporster. My next project=buy a bigger bike
I still need my Daddy
Never have I met a Daddy's girl as big as I. My first word was Daddy, and I took my first steps to him. He has bailed me out of jail, financial situations, and taught me about life-honestly-there is not any bull shit with Dad.He is the one that I run to and confide in. My rock in so many ways, always bailing me out. He knows when something is wrong before I answer the phone. "Who made you cry??" and "Where the fuck are they now??" I love my Daddy
I still can't cook a dam thing
And I realy don't enjoy cooking either. I do, however, like eating...
My current diet is bacon and apple cider. Sometimes I make popcorn, but currently- that is about it!! And right now I am fine with that.
The sun will rise tommorow
As bad as things seem to be, the sun will rise again tommorow. This may sound obvious but understand , I was not always sure that it would. This is something that I like to tell myself. Good or bad, tommorow is another day and another chance.
I can live alone
Again something that might seem like not a big deal. I have never lived alone in my entire life. Frankly the idea scared the shit out of me. I am doing OK. Anyone want a room-mate??
There are few things that your best friend and Thelma and Louise can't fix
This probably will not work for men or even all woman. But for this girl-it works. Popcorn, apple cider, my best friend, and Thelma & Louise. Yep- that clears my funk. I think we figured out that I am Thelma, but there is clearly some of both of them in both of us!!!
My kids amaze me everyday
Kick is 10. She is a rockstar. She is so much like me, it is crazy-but a good me. She loves soccer, her violin, converse, GreenDay, and has a huge crush on Bow Wow. She is a young woman. Sitting around with her mp3 player and sending text messages to her friends(where does she get that??).
C Dog is 7. He is the toughest kid I know, he will not take shit from anyone-yet he has a heart of gold. He is considerate and thoughtful. He is extremely athletic, witch I love!! He continues to thrive in Soccer and Wrestling.
Little Boo is 3. He is still a tank, never have I seen a child this large. He tells me he is going to play football and "buy mommy a house". He loves preschool, and his friends at daycare. when we pull up his friends run to the window and yell "He's here!!". He is the family jokester and loves to be the center of attention.
If there is a rare disease within a 100 mile radius of me- I will get it
Chicken pox twice, whooping cough, renal cell carcinoma at 21, and Legionnaires. I am also good to break something at least once a year. Yep, I am a freak.
Even though I am 29, if I get in a fight at a rock concert- my family will egg me on
Well, most of them will anyway. Dad will giggle and say "get her!!" but then pull me off before security comes. My exhusband will whisper in my ear "call her fat!!", and my sister will quietly pretend like she does not know me.
Gypsy and I should not drink and then BBQ alone
Once apon a summer, Gypsy and I decided to have a few drinks. We decided that we were hungry and that we shoul grill some hot dogs. I went to start the grill. We then pritty much forgot about the grill and kept drinking, that is untill we noticed out the window that the grill was engulfed in flames. Oh my God!! What the fuck do we do?? Do you have a fire extinguisher?? I did, but because we were tanked- the whole thing was kind of happening in slow motion and was rather funny. As I pointed the fire extinguisher at the grill, I giggled and told Gypsy " I have always wanted to do this!!". We got it out- and made hot dogs in the oven. Turns out, my exhusband had stained the deck and put the grill brush in the grill. I di not open the grill when I lit it. The brush melted all over the grill and plastic dripped all over the bottom and this is what was burning.
These are a few more things from 05. I look forward to 06 and a summer filled with riding, bbq's, hiking,camping trips and learning to swim. So many things to do, see, and learn!!
posted by MsMayhem @ 7:17 PM
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